Remember how last year's Christmas tree tricked me and instead of it being 5ft it was as tall as my ceiling
Well this year, I knew that
a) if a tree is taller than me it is not 5ft and
b) if it spans from the back to the front of the car than it definitely is not 5ft tall
A little bit more my size and that much easier to sneak in and later out the apartment building ;)
and this is what happens when you play with the ornaments for too long